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04/10/2037
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David Alan vs Kei Kato

Boxing Daily Report from the Paintsil Promotions promoted show at Takeo Ota Gym, Funabashi,  taking place on 26/09/2037:

Clearly Paintsil Promotions have made a mistake booking this venue with less than half the tickets sold, including those handed out as prizes by Boxing Daily.  
Next up is the main event of the show.  

Looking to impress the boxing fans in attendance, the two fighters competing in this 10 round matchup are David Alan (4 - 0) who hails from Kingston, Jamaica and Kei Kato(0 - 2 - 1) from Tokyo, Japan.  Alan weighed in at 246 pounds, while Kato weighed in at 225 pounds And 11 ounces.  
The referee tonight is Fumio Taketa, and the three ringside judges are Mikio Kawai, Daiki Matsunaga and Michi Sakaguchi.  

Round 1: 

Alan lands two consecutive overhand rights to his opponents head.  He then lands an overhand left followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan connects with a sharp cross.  
Alan lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Kato feints a left hook, but Alan does not fall for it and responds with a cross.  
Alan lands a double right hook to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands with a hard jab.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Kato gets on the inside.  Alan is on target with a left uppercut.  
Alan steps to the outside and hits home with a firm cross.  
Kato sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Alan connects with a cross.  
Alan lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan sidesteps to the left of his opponent and connects with a stinging cross.  
Alan switches the action to the outside.  Alan feints a left hook, and then attempts to land a jab, but Kato sidesteps and counters with a left uppercut.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan feints a left, and then is on target with a jab.  
Alan hits home with a ramrod jab.  Alan throws a jab, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a left hook to his opponents body.  
Alan connects with a cross.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Kato advances into close range.  Alan pivots to the side of his opponent and drives a right hook into Kato's ribs.  
Alan switches the action to the outside and hits home with a solid cross.  
Kato is on target with a cross.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and finds the target with a jab.  
At the end of Round 1, lets listen in on the corners...Kato's trainer is advising how he could be more accurate.  Kato's trainer is telling his fighter he needs to be more active or he's going to get outworked.  

Round 1 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 21                            
Jabs Landed: 13                            
Power Shots Thrown: 29                            
Power Shots Landed: 24                            
Head Shots Thrown: 46                            
Head Shots Landed: 35                            
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 10                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 9                             
Head Shots Landed: 2                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 2: 

Alan is on target with a right hook.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alan lands with a ramrod jab.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  He follows up the attack and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Kato is looking to close the distance.  Alan pivots to the right of his opponent.  Alan tries to land a left hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a cross, jab and a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance.  Alan sidesteps to the right of his opponent and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  He then lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan hits home with a sharp cross.  
Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and finds the target with a jab.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands two jabs followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand right followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan connects with a stinging overhand right.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands a jab, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand right followed by  two jabs to his opponents head.  
Alan is on target with a cross.  
Alan is on target with a cross.  
Kato manouvers his opponent into a corner.  Alan hits home with a stinging cross.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands two straights followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
At the end of Round 2, lets listen in on the corners...Kato's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  

Round 2 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 37                            
Jabs Landed: 26                            
Power Shots Thrown: 29                            
Power Shots Landed: 19                            
Head Shots Thrown: 63                            
Head Shots Landed: 45                            
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 11                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 11                            
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 3: 

Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  He continues the combination and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alan lands a cross followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and hits home with a cross.  
Alan drops his guard, and stalks his opponent...he wants his opponent to throw a shot.  Kato attempts to land a right hook, but Alan dodges the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a jab.  
Alan lands an overhand right, overhand left and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan drives a cross into Kato's body.  
Alan lands with a hard jab.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance.  Alan feints a right hook, and then lands a firm cross.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Kato walks his opponent down, trapping him on the ropes.  Alan is on target with a jab to his opponents body.  
Alan lands with a ramrod jab.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and connects with a solid overhand right.  
Kato pivots to the side of his opponent.  Kato attempts to land a jab, but Alan slips the shot and counters with a solid right hook.  
Alan lands a jab.  
Alan switches the action to the outside and is on target with a cross to Kato's body.  
Kato attempts to land a jab, but Alan sidesteps and counters with a firm left uppercut.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a spiteful jab.  
Alan is on target with a solid cross.  
Kato gets on the inside.  Alan drives a left uppercut into Kato's body.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and lands an overhand left followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands with a hard jab.  
Alan is on target with a spiteful jab.  Alan throws an overhand left, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alan sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  Alan attempts to land an overhand left, but Kato blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alan lands a cross, overhand left and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left, overhand right and an overhand left to his opponents head.  
At the end of Round 3, lets listen in on the corners...Kato's trainer is telling his fighter to tighten his defence.  

Round 3 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 33                            
Jabs Landed: 24                            
Power Shots Thrown: 41                            
Power Shots Landed: 29                            
Head Shots Thrown: 66                            
Head Shots Landed: 49                            
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 4                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 2                             
Head Shots Thrown: 23                            
Head Shots Landed: 2                             
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 4: 

Alan lands two jabs followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and drives a sharp jab into his opponents body.  
Alan feints a right hook, and then lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan is on target with a stinging jab.  Alan throws a cross, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a right hook to his opponents body.  
Alan steps to the outside.  Alan feints a right hook, and then lands a cross followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and connects with an overhand right.  
Alan feints a jab, fooling Kato into throwing a right uppercut counter.  Alan is waiting for the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a jab to the body, an overhand left to the head and an overhand right to the head.  
Alan is on target with a cross.  
Alan lands an overhand left followed by a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a cross to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alan lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and snaps his opponents head back with a hard jab.  
Alan feints a cross, and then lands a jab, overhand right and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan steps to the outside.  Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands an overhand left.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  


Round 4 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 31                            
Jabs Landed: 19                            
Power Shots Thrown: 31                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 56                            
Head Shots Landed: 37                            
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 13                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 10                            
Head Shots Landed: 0                             
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 5: 

Alan switches the action to the outside and hits home with a stinging overhand left.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan feints a right hook, and then connects with an overhand left.  
Alan feints a right, and then lands with a stinging jab.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands an overhand right, overhand left and an overhand right to his opponents head.  
Kato closes the distance.  Alan connects with a left hook.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Kato closes the distance.  Alan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Kato lands a right hook.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range and lands a firm cross.  
Alan connects with an overhand right.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is on target with a stinging cross.  
Alan lands two consecutive overhand rights to his opponents head.  He follows up the attack and lands an overhand left followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan hits home with a sharp cross.  
Alan steps to the outside and is on target with a jab.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands a cross.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  Alan throws a jab, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a cross followed by  two overhand lefts to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and is on target with a hard jab.  


Round 5 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 19                            
Jabs Landed: 12                            
Power Shots Thrown: 30                            
Power Shots Landed: 19                            
Head Shots Thrown: 45                            
Head Shots Landed: 31                            
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 10                            
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 15                            
Power Shots Landed: 2                             
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 6: 

Alan switches the action to the outside and lands a spiteful jab.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands a jab, overhand right and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands two straights followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a jab to the body followed by a cross to the head.  
Alan is on target with an overhand right.  
Alan feints a cross, but Kato does not fall for it and responds with a left uppercut.  
Alan switches the action to the outside and lands a stinging jab.  
Kato throws a cross, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a firm cross.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance.  Alan feints a left hook, and then hits home with a cross.  
Alan lands a firm cross.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan tries to keep the action at long range.  Alan sidesteps to the left of his opponent and lands an overhand left, cross and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands with a stiff jab.  
Alan finds the target with a jab.  
Alan is on target with a solid jab.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a cross, jab and an overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand right followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Kato pivots to the side of his opponent.  Alan is on target with a jab.  
Kato feints a left hook, but Alan does not fall for it and is on target with a stinging left uppercut.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  


Round 6 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 28                            
Jabs Landed: 18                            
Power Shots Thrown: 26                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 53                            
Head Shots Landed: 34                            
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 17                            
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 7: 

Kato lands a left hook.  
Alan steps to the outside.  Alan is keeping his hands low...it looks like he wants his opponent to throw first.  Kato attempts to land a jab, but Alan sidesteps and counters with a left hook to his opponents body.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside.  Alan feints a jab, and then is on target with a cross.  
Alan feints a jab, fooling Kato into throwing a left uppercut counter.  Alan is waiting for the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Alan hits home with a ramrod jab.  
Alan lands a cross followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan connects with a cross.  
Kato feints a left, and then is on target with a left uppercut.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a spiteful jab.  
Kato walks his opponent onto the ropes.  Alan hits home with a cross.  
Alan sidesteps to the right of his opponent and hits home with a right hook.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands two overhand right's to the head followed by a jab to the body.  
Kato gets on the inside.  Kato pivots to the side of his opponent.  Alan tries to land a right hook, but Kato slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range.  Alan feints a jab, and then is on target with a cross.  Alan throws a cross, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a left hook.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands a jab followed by  two straights to his opponents head.  
Alan attempts to land a jab, but Kato blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alan is on target with a jab.  Alan attempts to land a jab, but Kato blocks the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Alan steps to the outside and lands with a sharp jab.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Kato cuts off the ring, trapping Alan on the ropes.  Kato connects with a left hook.  
Kato is looking to close the distance.  Alan lands a left hook, left uppercut and a left hook to his opponents head.  


Round 7 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 17                            
Jabs Landed: 9                             
Power Shots Thrown: 24                            
Power Shots Landed: 17                            
Head Shots Thrown: 37                            
Head Shots Landed: 24                            
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 9                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 22                            
Head Shots Landed: 7                             
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 8: 

Alan is looking to keep his distance.  Alan quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan pivots from in front of his opponent and lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and hits home with a spiteful jab.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and snaps his opponents head back with a stinging jab.  
Alan feints a cross, and then throws a jab, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands an overhand right, overhand left and a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan sidesteps to the left of his opponent and lands a jab to the head followed by a left uppercut to the body.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance.  Alan feints a right hook, and then lands a cross.  
Alan lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Alan steps to the outside and drives a spiteful jab into his opponents face.  Alan tries to land a cross, but Kato sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Alan lands a firm cross.  
Alan lands a hard jab.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and lands with a hard jab.  
Kato gets on the inside.  Alan connects with a stinging right uppercut.  
Alan connects with a left hook.  
Alan tries to step out of his opponents range and is on target with an overhand right.  
Alan lands a ramrod jab.  
Kato walks Alan into the red corner.  Alan lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Kato sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Alan lands with a solid jab.  
Kato steps inside and attempts to land a right hook, but Alan blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Alan finds the target with a jab.  Alan tries to land a jab, but his opponent dodges the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  


Round 8 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 20                            
Jabs Landed: 13                            
Power Shots Thrown: 22                            
Power Shots Landed: 14                            
Head Shots Thrown: 39                            
Head Shots Landed: 26                            
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 15                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 16                            
Head Shots Landed: 3                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 9: 

Alan is looking to keep his distance and throws a jab, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alan is on target with a jab.  
Kato sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Alan is on target with a cross.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and connects with a sharp overhand right.  
Alan lands two straights followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left followed by  two jabs to his opponents head.  
Alan feints a jab, but Kato does not fall for it and is on target with a right uppercut.  
Alan pivots to the left of his opponent and lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep his distance and lands a jab followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan lands a left hook followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and lands a jab to the head followed by a cross to the body.  He follows up the attack and lands a cross followed by a overhand right to his opponents head.  
Alan feints a right hook, but Kato ignores the feint and lands with a right uppercut.  
Alan lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside.  Alan sidesteps to the left of his opponent and lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Alan attempts to land a jab, but Kato parries the shot and counters with a cross.  
Alan is looking to keep the action on the outside and hits home with a solid jab.  
Alan lands a jab followed by  two straights to his opponents head.  
Alan lands an overhand left, overhand right and a cross to his opponents head.  
Alan switches the action to the outside and lands a jab followed by a overhand left to his opponents head.  
Kato gets on the inside and manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Kato lands a right uppercut followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Alan steps away from his opponent and lands an overhand left, overhand right and an overhand left to his opponents head.  
Kato gets on the inside.  Alan pivots to the right of his opponent and hits home with a left hook.  
Alan sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Kato digs in a left uppercut to his opponents body.  
At the end of Round 9, lets listen in on the corners...Kato's trainer is telling his fighter to go out and knock out his opponent!  

Round 9 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 25                            
Jabs Landed: 16                            
Power Shots Thrown: 28                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 50                            
Head Shots Landed: 36                            
Body Shots Thrown: 3                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 16                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 18                            
Head Shots Landed: 6                             
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 10: 

Alan tries to keep the action at long range and is on target with a nasty cross.  KATO HAS BEEN KNOCKED DOWN!  HE MAKES IT TO ONE KNEE, BUT IS UNABLE TO RISE ANY FURTHER AS THE REF COUNTS 10!  The winner by KO is Alan!  


Round 10 Statistics
Alan: 
Jabs Thrown: 1                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 1                             
Power Shots Landed: 1                             
Head Shots Thrown: 1                             
Head Shots Landed: 1                             
Body Shots Thrown: 1                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Kato: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 0                             
Power Shots Landed: 0                             
Head Shots Thrown: 0                             
Head Shots Landed: 0                             
Body Shots Thrown: 0                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 1 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 2 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 3 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 4 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 5 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 6 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 7 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 8 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 9 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9


Fight Statistics
Alan: 
Total Punches Thrown: 493                           
Total Punches Landed: 332                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 456                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 318                           
Total Body Shots Thrown: 37                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 14                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 261                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 182                           
Total Jabs Thrown: 232                           
Total Jabs Landed: 150                           

Kato: 
Total Punches Thrown: 184                           
Total Punches Landed: 28                            
Total Head Shots Thrown: 150                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 25                            
Total Body Shots Thrown: 34                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 3                             
Total Power Shots Thrown: 136                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 27                            
Total Jabs Thrown: 48                            
Total Jabs Landed: 1