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14/08/2034
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Manuel Canseco vs Fidel Paredes

Boxing Daily Report from the Sumito Urayama's KO Kings promoted show at Estadio Gran Parque Central, Montevideo,  taking place on 05/08/2034:

The venue is completely packed out with the fans turning out in force to watch the fights on offer tonight.  
Next up we have one of the supporting contests of this show.  This is a final eliminator for the Americas Featherweight title.  

Looking to impress the boxing fans in attendance, the two fighters competing in this 12 round matchup are Manuel Cancel Culture Canseco (36(19) - 10 - 1) who hails from Montevideo, Uruguay and Fidel Paredes(30(19) - 6(6)) from Santa Fe de la Vera Cruz, Argentina.  Both Canseco and Paredes weighed in at 126 pounds.  
The referee tonight is Xaverius Gramajo, and the three ringside judges are Seferino Moises, Vicente Mino and Beltran Aquino.  

Round 1: 

Canseco is looking to close the distance and attempts to land a right uppercut, but Paredes blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Paredes is looking to keep his distance.  Canseco attempts to land a cross, but Paredes parries the shot and counters with a firm left hook.  
Canseco lands a cross to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  
Canseco gets on the inside.  Canseco sidesteps to the left of his opponent and lands a right hook to the head followed by a left hook to the body.  
Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Canseco throws a left uppercut, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a left hook.  
Canseco walks his opponent onto the ropes.  Canseco lands a right uppercut to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Paredes lands a left hook.  
Paredes pivots to the right of his opponent and is on target with a left hook.  
Canseco advances into close range.  Paredes pivots to the side of his opponent and is on target with a left uppercut.  
Paredes lands with a stinging jab.  
Paredes is looking to keep the action on the outside.  Paredes feints a right hook, and then lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Paredes feints a right, and then lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Paredes lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Canseco pivots to the right of his opponent.  Paredes lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands two right hooks to the body, and one to the head.  
Canseco lands a right hook, left hook and a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Canseco lands a left uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Paredes tries to step out of his opponents range.  Canseco lands a jab, overhand left and a cross to his opponents head.  
Paredes is looking to keep the action on the outside.  Paredes feints a left hook, and then lands a cross.  
Canseco closes the distance and connects with a sharp right hook.  
Canseco steps inside and lands two left hooks to his opponents ribs.  Canseco attempts to land a left hook, but Paredes blocks the shot and counters with a sharp left uppercut.  
Canseco lands a cross followed by a jab to his opponents head.  
Canseco lands with a solid jab.  
Canseco lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Paredes lands a solid jab.  
At the end of Round 1, lets listen in on the corners...Paredes's trainer is advising how he could stop so many clean shots getting through.  

Round 1 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 9                             
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 36                            
Power Shots Landed: 23                            
Head Shots Thrown: 27                            
Head Shots Landed: 16                            
Body Shots Thrown: 18                            
Body Shots Landed: 12                            

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 18                            
Jabs Landed: 11                            
Power Shots Thrown: 25                            
Power Shots Landed: 10                            
Head Shots Thrown: 36                            
Head Shots Landed: 21                            
Body Shots Thrown: 7                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 2: 

Paredes throws a jab, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a cross.  
Paredes feints a right hook, and then throws a left uppercut, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a solid cross.  
Canseco tries to land a cross, but Paredes sidesteps and counters with a cross.  
Canseco steps inside and lands a right hook followed by  two left hooks to his opponents body.  
Canseco lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut to the body followed by a left hook to the head.  
Canseco is on target with a left uppercut.  
Canseco sidesteps to the left of his opponent and lands a left hook to the head, a right uppercut to the body and a right hook to the body.  
Paredes connects with a firm cross.  
Canseco digs in a firm left hook to Paredes's liver.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands two left hooks to his opponents ribs.  
Canseco digs in a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Canseco advances into close range.  Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent and hits home with a solid left hook.  
Canseco digs in a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Canseco closes the distance.  Paredes pivots to the side of his opponent and is on target with a right hook.  
Paredes lands a right hook to the body, a right hook to the head and a jab to the body.  
Paredes pivots to the right of his opponent.  Canseco is on target with a cross.  
Paredes finds the target with a jab.  
Paredes pivots to the right of his opponent.  Paredes tries to land a right hook, but Canseco slips the shot and counters with a stinging left uppercut.  
Canseco lands a stinging cross.  
Canseco connects with a cross.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance.  Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent and connects with a stinging left hook.  
Canseco closes the distance and lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  He then lands a left hook to the head followed by a right hook to the body.  


Round 2 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 5                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 54                            
Power Shots Landed: 34                            
Head Shots Thrown: 29                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 30                            
Body Shots Landed: 20                            

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 27                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 5                             
Body Shots Thrown: 9                             
Body Shots Landed: 4                             

Round 3: 

Canseco is looking to close the distance and hits home with a firm right hook.  
Paredes is on target with a cross to Canseco's body.  
Canseco connects with a left hook.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a right uppercut followed by a left uppercut to his opponents head.  
Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Paredes tries to land a left uppercut, but Canseco slips the shot and counters with a stinging right uppercut.  
Canseco lands a left uppercut, left hook and a right hook to his opponents body.  
Paredes lands three consecutive jabs to his opponents head.  
Canseco closes the distance and lands a right hook to the body, and then to the head.  
Canseco connects with a firm cross.  
Canseco gets on the inside and hits home with a firm left hook.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a right uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco gets on the inside and drives a sharp left hook into Paredes's body.  
Canseco lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a cross to the head.  
Canseco gets on the inside and drives a right hook into his opponents body.  
Paredes is looking to keep his distance.  Canseco lands a straight 1 - 2.  
Canseco gets on the inside and drives a left hook into his opponents body.  Canseco tries to land a right hook, but Paredes blocks the shot and counters with a sharp right hook.  
Paredes switches the action to the outside.  Canseco lands a cross followed by  two jabs to his opponents head.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and digs in a right hook to his opponents body.  Canseco throws a left uppercut, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  
Paredes pivots to the right of his opponent.  Canseco lands a sharp cross.  
Canseco is on target with a jab.  
Canseco closes the distance.  Paredes hits home with a right hook.  


Round 3 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 38                            
Power Shots Landed: 23                            
Head Shots Thrown: 30                            
Head Shots Landed: 16                            
Body Shots Thrown: 16                            
Body Shots Landed: 11                            

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 21                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 6                             
Body Shots Thrown: 4                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 4: 

Canseco closes the distance.  Paredes throws a right hook, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a sharp cross.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a right hook.  
Canseco hits home with a firm right hook.  As the two fighters work on the inside, their heads come together!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Paredes dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut followed by  two left hooks to his opponents head.  
Paredes is on target with a left hook to his opponents ribs.  
Canseco lands a left uppercut to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and tries to land a right uppercut, but Paredes blocks the shot and counters with a sharp cross.  
Paredes hits home with a cross.  
Canseco closes the distance and lands a solid right uppercut.  
Canseco digs in a right hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco digs in a right uppercut to Paredes's ribcage.  
Paredes connects with a cross.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a right hook to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Paredes is on target with a left hook.  
Canseco lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Paredes lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Canseco lands a firm cross.  
Paredes sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Paredes throws a jab, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a sharp right hook.  
Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent and drives a left uppercut into Paredes's body.  
Canseco walks Paredes onto the ropes.  Paredes is on target with a right hook.  Paredes attempts to land a right hook, but Canseco dodges the shot and counters with a right uppercut to his opponents body.  
Canseco lands a right hook to the body, a right uppercut to the head and a right uppercut to the body.  HE HAS HIS OPPONENT IN TROUBLE!  
At the end of Round 4, lets listen in on the corners...Paredes's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  

Round 4 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 38                            
Power Shots Landed: 26                            
Head Shots Thrown: 22                            
Head Shots Landed: 14                            
Body Shots Thrown: 18                            
Body Shots Landed: 12                            

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 33                            
Power Shots Landed: 7                             
Head Shots Thrown: 31                            
Head Shots Landed: 9                             
Body Shots Thrown: 9                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 5: 

Canseco lands a left hook to the body followed by a right hook to the head.  
Canseco lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Paredes connects with a cross.  
Canseco attempts to land a cross, but Paredes dodges the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Canseco pivots to the right of his opponent.  Canseco lands a sharp right hook.  Canseco attempts to land a right hook, but Paredes slips the shot and counters with a left hook.  
Paredes connects with a cross.  
Canseco throws a cross, but his opponent slips the shot and counters with a cross.  
Paredes lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Paredes lands a jab, right hook and a cross to his opponents head.  
Canseco hits home with a right hook.  
Canseco steps inside.  Paredes lands a left uppercut.  
Paredes lands a solid jab.  
Canseco closes the distance and drives a left uppercut into Paredes's body.  
Paredes lands a cross.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a left hook to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Canseco hits home with a left hook.  
Canseco is on target with a solid cross.  
Canseco steps inside and drives a right hook into Paredes's body.  Canseco tries to land a right hook, but Paredes blocks the shot and counters with a cross.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a left uppercut followed by  two right hooks to his opponents body.  


Round 5 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 3                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 34                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 22                            
Head Shots Landed: 9                             
Body Shots Thrown: 15                            
Body Shots Landed: 8                             

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 29                            
Power Shots Landed: 11                            
Head Shots Thrown: 29                            
Head Shots Landed: 15                            
Body Shots Thrown: 8                             
Body Shots Landed: 0                             

Round 6: 

Canseco gets on the inside and is on target with a stinging right hook.  
Paredes is on target with a left uppercut.  
Canseco steps inside.  Paredes sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Canseco hits home with a sharp right hook.  
Paredes lands a cross.  
Paredes tries to land a cross, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a left uppercut.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a left hook, right hook and a left hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco forces Paredes to back into the ropes.  Canseco sidesteps to the right of his opponent.  Paredes lands a left uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Canseco lands a right hook followed by a right uppercut to his opponents head.  
Paredes drives a left hook into his opponents body.  
Paredes lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Paredes digs in a solid left hook to his opponents body.  
Paredes walks Canseco into the corner.  Paredes pivots to the side of his opponent and lands a cross.  
Paredes lands a jab, right hook and a cross to his opponents head.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut to the head, a left hook to the body and a right hook to the body.  
Canseco digs in a left hook to his opponents liver.  Canseco wants to work on the inside, but accidentally clashes heads with his opponent!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Paredes dabs at his face checking for damage.  Paredes has taken some damage from that accidental headbutt.  That has caused slight swelling  around the right eye.  
Canseco walks his opponent down, trapping him on the ropes.  Canseco drives a solid left hook into Paredes's body.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut to the head, a right hook to the head and a cross to the body.  
Paredes pivots to the left of his opponent and lands a spiteful jab.  
Canseco steps inside and connects with a firm right hook.  


Round 6 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 0                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 39                            
Power Shots Landed: 18                            
Head Shots Thrown: 24                            
Head Shots Landed: 9                             
Body Shots Thrown: 15                            
Body Shots Landed: 9                             

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 38                            
Power Shots Landed: 11                            
Head Shots Thrown: 35                            
Head Shots Landed: 13                            
Body Shots Thrown: 10                            
Body Shots Landed: 2                             

Round 7: 

Canseco drives a left uppercut into his opponents liver.  
Canseco drives a right hook into Paredes's body.  Canseco throws a left uppercut, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a left uppercut.  
Canseco digs in a right hook to Paredes's body.  
Canseco lands a right hook to the body followed by two straights to the head, AND HIS OPPONENT IS HURT!  Paredes almost instantly gets his legs back. 
Paredes lands a jab to the body, and then to the head.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and is on target with a solid left hook.  
Paredes drives a sharp jab into Canseco's body.  
Paredes is on target with a jab to his opponents body.  
Canseco hits home with a right hook.  
Paredes lands with a hard jab.  
Canseco advances into close range.  Paredes lands a left hook.  
Canseco hits home with a sharp cross.  
Canseco throws a right hook, but Paredes holds on to his opponent.  Canseco is using his forearm in the clinch.  The referee separates the two fighters and warns Canseco.  
Paredes is looking to keep his distance.  Canseco EXPLODES a nasty cross into his opponents face.  PAREDES IS SENT SPRAWLING TO THE CANVAS!  He beats the count, getting up at 6.  
Paredes connects with a right hook.  
Canseco advances into close range and lands a right hook to the body followed by a right uppercut to the head.  
Canseco advances into close range and lands a right hook followed by a left uppercut to his opponents body.  
Paredes throws a left hook, but his opponent avoids the punch with a sidestep.  Paredes ties up his opponent.  Paredes is using his forearm in the clinch.  The referee warns Paredes and breaks the clinch.  
Paredes quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Canseco throws a jab, but his opponent sidesteps and counters with a right uppercut.  


Round 7 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 4                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 39                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 21                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 22                            
Body Shots Landed: 9                             

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 8                             
Jabs Landed: 5                             
Power Shots Thrown: 23                            
Power Shots Landed: 6                             
Head Shots Thrown: 26                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 3                             

Round 8: 

Paredes strikes his opponents body with a cross.  Paredes tries to land a jab, but Canseco sidesteps and counters with a sharp left hook.  
Canseco lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Canseco lands a firm right uppercut.  
Paredes lands a double jab to his opponents head.  
Paredes is looking to keep his distance.  Canseco attempts to land a jab, but Paredes dodges the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Paredes manouvers his opponent onto the ropes.  Paredes sidesteps to the left of his opponent.  Canseco lands a solid cross.  
Paredes lands a spiteful jab.  
Canseco lands a right hook.  
Paredes walks his opponent into a neutral corner.  Paredes is on target with a ramrod jab.  
Paredes lands a cross.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and lands a right hook to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Paredes throws a left uppercut, but his opponent parries the shot and counters with a stinging right hook.  
Canseco tries to land a right hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a stinging right uppercut.  
Canseco lands a left uppercut.  
Canseco closes the distance and hits home with a solid left uppercut.  
Canseco drives a stinging right hook into his opponents body.  
Canseco is on target with a stinging right uppercut.  
Paredes attempts to land a jab, but Canseco sidesteps and counters with a left uppercut to his opponents body.  


Round 8 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 2                             
Jabs Landed: 1                             
Power Shots Thrown: 32                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 21                            
Head Shots Landed: 12                            
Body Shots Thrown: 13                            
Body Shots Landed: 5                             

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 14                            
Jabs Landed: 4                             
Power Shots Thrown: 20                            
Power Shots Landed: 5                             
Head Shots Thrown: 29                            
Head Shots Landed: 8                             
Body Shots Thrown: 5                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 9: 

Canseco digs in a right hook to his opponents ribs.  Canseco tries to land a right hook, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a right hook.  
Canseco lands a stiff jab.  
Paredes quickly sidesteps from in front of his opponent.  Canseco connects with a left hook.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a left hook followed by a right hook to his opponents head.  
Canseco is looking to close the distance and throws a right hook, but Paredes clinches his opponent.  Canseco leans on his opponent using all his weight. The ref breaks Paredes's hold and signals for the fight to continue.  
Canseco lands two right hooks to his opponents ribs.  
Canseco gets on the inside.  Canseco lands a right hook followed by a left hook to his opponents body.  The two boxers are fighting in-close, but their heads clash!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Paredes dabs at his face checking for damage.    It looks like the clash of heads has caused some damage to Paredes.  The foul has worsened the damage  around the right eye.  
Canseco advances into close range and lands a right hook to the head followed by a right uppercut to the body.  
Paredes tries to land a left uppercut, but his opponent blocks the shot and counters with a sharp left uppercut.  
Canseco lands a right uppercut followed by a right hook to his opponents body.  
Paredes attempts to land a jab, but Canseco slips the shot and counters with a solid right hook.  
Canseco hits home with a cross.  
Canseco is on target with a right uppercut.  
Canseco advances into close range and drives a right uppercut into Paredes's ribcage.  
Paredes wants to work on the inside, but accidentally clashes heads with his opponent!  The ref does not appear to have noticed the clash as Canseco dabs at his face checking for damage.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a solid left hook.  
Paredes connects with a firm left hook.  
Paredes lands a jab to the head, a cross to the body and a cross to the head.  
At the end of Round 9, lets listen in on the corners...Canseco's trainer is passing on some tactical advice.  

Round 9 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 7                             
Jabs Landed: 3                             
Power Shots Thrown: 32                            
Power Shots Landed: 21                            
Head Shots Thrown: 22                            
Head Shots Landed: 12                            
Body Shots Thrown: 17                            
Body Shots Landed: 12                            

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 6                             
Jabs Landed: 2                             
Power Shots Thrown: 18                            
Power Shots Landed: 4                             
Head Shots Thrown: 18                            
Head Shots Landed: 5                             
Body Shots Thrown: 6                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 10: 

Canseco lands a cross followed by a left hook to his opponents head.  
Paredes switches the action to the outside.  Canseco lands a cross.  
Canseco gets on the inside and lands a double right hook to his opponents head.  
Paredes pivots to the side of his opponent.  Canseco hits home with a right hook.  
Canseco lands a left hook, right hook and a left hook to his opponents body.  
Paredes digs in a right hook to Canseco's body.  
Paredes hits home with a cross.  
Paredes pivots to the left of his opponent.  Canseco drives a right uppercut into Paredes's body.  
Canseco attempts to land a left hook, but Paredes sidesteps and counters with a cross.  
Canseco lands two consecutive straights to his opponents head.  
Canseco gets on the inside and digs in a left hook to Paredes's body.  
Canseco lands a double left hook to his opponents head, AND DOWN GOES PAREDES!  The count reaches 10, but Paredes is unable to get up!  The winner by KO is Canseco!  


Round 10 Statistics
Canseco: 
Jabs Thrown: 1                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 28                            
Power Shots Landed: 16                            
Head Shots Thrown: 20                            
Head Shots Landed: 10                            
Body Shots Thrown: 9                             
Body Shots Landed: 6                             

Paredes: 
Jabs Thrown: 1                             
Jabs Landed: 0                             
Power Shots Thrown: 15                            
Power Shots Landed: 3                             
Head Shots Thrown: 14                            
Head Shots Landed: 2                             
Body Shots Thrown: 2                             
Body Shots Landed: 1                             

Round 1 Scores: 9 - 10  9 - 10  9 - 10
Round 2 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 3 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 4 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 5 Scores: 9 - 10  9 - 10  9 - 10
Round 6 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 10  10 - 9
Round 7 Scores: 10 - 8  10 - 8  10 - 8
Round 8 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9
Round 9 Scores: 10 - 9  10 - 9  10 - 9


Fight Statistics
Canseco: 
Total Punches Thrown: 411                           
Total Punches Landed: 224                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 238                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 120                           
Total Body Shots Thrown: 173                           
Total Body Shots Landed: 104                           
Total Power Shots Thrown: 370                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 209                           
Total Jabs Thrown: 41                            
Total Jabs Landed: 15                            

Paredes: 
Total Punches Thrown: 331                           
Total Punches Landed: 106                           
Total Head Shots Thrown: 266                           
Total Head Shots Landed: 92                            
Total Body Shots Thrown: 65                            
Total Body Shots Landed: 14                            
Total Power Shots Thrown: 249                           
Total Power Shots Landed: 68                            
Total Jabs Thrown: 82                            
Total Jabs Landed: 38